
Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners for Xbox Fan Force's ODST contest and their...ahem...poetic submissions as chosen by our staff:
vongaurd - Organized Destructive Super Turtles
totoguy - Old Dudes Scratching Toes
SniperArrowX - Overly Dramatic Super Teabaggers
OneUNSEENHERO - Overweight Dragons Steal Tacos
You guys should be getting messages from me shortly (if you haven't already) with your codes to unlock Sgt. Johnson, and if you didn't win -- in the ever so prolific words of our friends over at GamePro arcade -- "get over it." We'll have a new contest in no time for you to enter.