• Joe Sinicki
  • Joe Sinicki
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  • Age: 25
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  • Achievments:Sweet Dance Moves ( 10 G), Uncanny Knowledge of useless facts ( 15 G)
  • Favorite Xbox 360 Games:Gears of War 2, Dead Rising, The Orange Box
  • Worst gaming experience ever:Sea Monsters for the Wii. You guide a phalic dinosaur through murky water to collect fossils. Seriously.
  • Gaming Guilty Pleasure:You're in the movies.
  • Favorite Food:Moe's Southwestern Grill, Buffalo Wild Wings
  • Favorite Quote:"I can't believe I ate the whole thing..."
Joe doesn't remember much about his childhood. His first actual memory is waking up in a large field among debris and flames in Kansas where an old farming couple took him in and...wait a minute...that's the story of Superman... Fine. How about Joe Sinicki never knew his father, but was once recruited for a weird rebellion by an old man in a robe. Crap. That's Star Wars. Joe Sinicki plays video games and eats tacos. Lots of them.